This is how we roll at Target

Instructions for making shopping at Target easy with a 9 month old
1. Put a big Christmas plastic bin in your cart
2. Put said 9 month old in the bin
3. Fill bin with lots of different things they like to put in their mouths and ruin (e.g. Pink Post-It Notes)
4. Open up unpurchased snacks and feed them to 9 month old so they leave the Post It Notes alone
5. Put too small hunting hat on head
6. Laugh at how foolish he looks
7. Snap picture