Glorious Geese rules
- There are NO morning naps. Don't even think about it, or you will flunk back to the baby room and spend your days eating mushed peas.
- There is an afternoon nap on a mat, and sleeping less than 2 hours is unacceptable. Ok, maybe not, but all the kids do nap together at the same time and if they wake up before the other kids, they must play quietly. I think their definition of quiet must be different than adults'.
- Parents must bring in lunch, which the child needs to feed themselves. There is no warming device for said lunch, so hopefully your child likes cold chicken and veggies.
- You will go to the gym twice a day. You will run around so much that you are so tired that you can barely walk back to the room unassisted.
- You will kick SNK's (Snot Nose Kyle's) ass if he even so much as looks at you wrong. Mommy and daddy fully support you.
- You will get along with Otto because his mommy is from WI and is a Badger and a Packer fan.
- You will dress up as requested, and in this case, for Dr. Suess's birthday!
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